Happy numbers

A form of torture used by most school districts to depress students and lose a grip on reality.

I have one hour of Happy numbers for the day, good thing I have some spare rope in the basement.

by student number 9 October 24, 2022

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Happy Realization

- a cognitive response, typically by someone of low IQ, of which realizes the simplicity of a seemingly complicated matter.

"After many attempts at screwing in a light bulb, I then realized the correct way to screw in said light bulb was to the right". It is in this moment I am experiencing what is called, "Happy Realization".

by Dave From Work November 11, 2022

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happy merry fool years

Happy merry fool years is when you celebrate 3 different holidays. Christmas,April fools, and New Years.

“ hey guess what! “
“ what? “
“ happy merry fool years! “

by Karmashereforyou November 12, 2022

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happy endvel

qcvel, kyanqin verj tal

vay, pizdec, happy endvel em uzum, lurj em asum...

by ughanyway November 22, 2022

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Happiness

Sometimes an illusion that you think is a reality and sometimes a reality that you think is an illusion.

Dang, why don't I feel any happiness even after meeting with all those prostitutes???
Or
Dang, why don't I feel any happiness even after smokin all that weed???

by yourmum69ing November 29, 2022

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