"The police in Glendale, California, raided a large party yesterday evening. Among the goods confiscated were alcoholic beverages, Quaalude, cocaine, and a substantial amount of a potent marijuana concentrate called Thai stick."
A lesbian stick is another form of a dildo. Although most dildos range from two to twenty inches long, a lesbian stick is specifically dimensioned at 12 feet wide and 8 miles long. Derived from the Windows narrator's "It'll fit." sequence. First put together by Dr. Joeseph Dibbles and first successful use by Peri Sossomon. Although the penetration didn't kill her, it left her mind scarred.
"Stick the lesbian stick in me!" "It's too big!" "It'llfit."
When in a 3-way. If there are two males, both males hold the end of a broom stick so not to touch each other. The female is the only one allowed to not touch the broom stick.
Two guyswant a girl. They need a broom stick to have her at the same time.
This is a term which has been carefully refined over the past century. Originating from the expression 'udder on a pole', this phrase came into usage in polite society in the late 20th century.
Meaning: You are daft. Affectionate insult.
Emma: i think Dave fancies you..
Claire: Ahh, ye nipple on a stick, ye.
Not blasphemous enough to compare something you love to God himself? Then compare it to a piece of God on a stick! Not as good as God but close indeed!