Tom

The type of guy that is always going to die everyday. Drinks cola and is a nerd.

Alex: "Hey have you seen Tom?"
Tammy: "Probably is dead."
Alex: "oh.."

by Disco's Discomfort January 22, 2019

Tom

A kid who has a skinny penis.

man tom sucks a sex.

by Xiao long bro June 7, 2017

Tom

Tom is a funky chunky dood with a rude tude.

Tom is a funky chunky dood with a rude tude.

by Funkychunkydoodwithrudetude November 23, 2021

Tom the affordable mechanic

A gay bisexual man pretending to fix thing and have a imagery trapline

You totally tom the affordable mechaniced it you know how it is

by Tom wealy December 26, 2021

A Tom

Biggest nonce going

A Tom is a big nonce

Example :You see that boy with the shit beard and a tesco van, he's a real Tom

by rickyboy123 September 5, 2020

Tom

A flaming homosexual who wants to fuck everything he sees.

Your a Tom Jesus tom that is some cold nipples twisting nigga ass shit

by Bumwholeboy June 24, 2018

Tom Holland

THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE

Tom Holland is mmmmmm

by DONTWORRYBOUTWHOIAMMISSGIRL June 19, 2022