fat ass
A kid who sits at my table at lunch and fricken eats so much. And he dosent even eat the fucking right things.
fat ass by Luke Witthoeft December 28, 2005
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fat person
A fat person if a person who is obese. A fat person may be slightly overweight. Do not confuse a fat person with a sedentary person.
Fat person (rephrased with broad word choice)
"gluttonous unsightly figure of great mass"
Most people, especially the self-conscious collective, will view fat people in an ill and disgusted manner, though this is irrational.
Fat people are important to society, while some are hard working people who just glutton or geniuses who reward themselves by indulging, the so-called "useless" ones greatly augment the food industry.
Indeed they may appear visually displeasing , but keep in mind that when a person is fat, the person will keep eating, increasing the food industry. For those especially industrial-fodder people trying to lose weight using dietary pills(which do not work), they are supplying two industries constantly for a superb economic bonus. As for gyms, they will also ascend economic status but eventually the fat person will lose their urge to eat, driven by the incessant requests of the nagging spouse.
Fat person (rephrased with broad word choice)
"gluttonous unsightly figure of great mass"
Most people, especially the self-conscious collective, will view fat people in an ill and disgusted manner, though this is irrational.
Fat people are important to society, while some are hard working people who just glutton or geniuses who reward themselves by indulging, the so-called "useless" ones greatly augment the food industry.
Indeed they may appear visually displeasing , but keep in mind that when a person is fat, the person will keep eating, increasing the food industry. For those especially industrial-fodder people trying to lose weight using dietary pills(which do not work), they are supplying two industries constantly for a superb economic bonus. As for gyms, they will also ascend economic status but eventually the fat person will lose their urge to eat, driven by the incessant requests of the nagging spouse.
I'm going to congratulate that crying fat person over there holding the noose for being such a great economic boost.
fat person by VbPeppermint. October 25, 2008
fat white girl
fat white girl by cava47 April 11, 2016
fat kid
Any person who, regardless of age, sex or stature, adores food with every fiber of their being. Note that being a fat kid does not imply anything about a person's weight; it is purely a state of mind.
Certain moments and activities can be categorized as Fat Kid Moments and/or Activities. Examples: going to the grocery store at 2am because all you want in life are brownies; eating an entire pint of Ben&Jerrys when you really only meant to have a bite; pity eating the last bite/portion of food on a plate/bowl/cake pan; assuming other people's food left in the fridge more than three days is automatically up for grabs; patronizing buffet restaurants more than is strictly necessary/healthy/sane; putting whipped cream on..well..everything; interjecting thoughts about food into conversations that had nothing to do with food until that point; etc.
Certain moments and activities can be categorized as Fat Kid Moments and/or Activities. Examples: going to the grocery store at 2am because all you want in life are brownies; eating an entire pint of Ben&Jerrys when you really only meant to have a bite; pity eating the last bite/portion of food on a plate/bowl/cake pan; assuming other people's food left in the fridge more than three days is automatically up for grabs; patronizing buffet restaurants more than is strictly necessary/healthy/sane; putting whipped cream on..well..everything; interjecting thoughts about food into conversations that had nothing to do with food until that point; etc.
"So...you going back for thirds, too?"
"Um, obviously. Haha omg we're such fat kids."
"Dude I'm such the fat kid...Everyone at the party had these dainty portions on their plates, and I was wolfing down crackers and goat cheese like it was my job."
"Hey, did you read that article on Mexican sociocultural shifts and the escalating tension between adolescent social groups?"
"Mmm...Mexican food."
"Um, obviously. Haha omg we're such fat kids."
"Dude I'm such the fat kid...Everyone at the party had these dainty portions on their plates, and I was wolfing down crackers and goat cheese like it was my job."
"Hey, did you read that article on Mexican sociocultural shifts and the escalating tension between adolescent social groups?"
"Mmm...Mexican food."
fat kid by i used to work in chicago March 31, 2008
fat walker
fat walker by BS Fatonovich July 6, 2006