dog smile

n: the underside of the glans penis, or dickhead, under the urethra, or pee-hole, where the dickhead splits resembling a dog smiling

Damn baby why ain't you kissin' my dog smile while you suck' on my dickhead, bitch.

OR

Frankie "Dog-Smile" Tutone got his nickname when his botched circumcision gave his dog smile teeth.

OR

Little Girl Blue walks up to Man, who is walking his dog, and says, "Gee Mister, your dog sure is smiling!" The Man responds by pulling his dickhead out of his pants and flipping it over, saying, "Damn right it is!" The Man was Ryan Minges.

by PMintheAM November 13, 2007

punter dog

a name for annoying little dogs can be shortened to just punter

I fucking hate that punter dog it runs around like it's on crack all the time

by Paul S. W. November 9, 2006

dog head

An individual, male or female, who is a chronic user of heroin. Usually associated with the droopy, basset hound facial features of a user.

"That dude is a straight dog head"
"That dog head ganked my 360"

by JackBandit69 March 10, 2009

River Dog

A turd which is let loose into a river due to the non-availability of a toilet.

"Oh man, we were out fishing on the boat the other day, and my dad dropped a monstrous River Dog into the Cumberland. There's no way he could have made it fifteen minutes back to the marina."

by Duane Johnson July 24, 2009

prairy dog

when you gotta shit so bad that it feels like a turd is stickin out

the next rest stop wasn't for 2o miles, so i had to prairy dog it.

by cream of some yung.. January 26, 2003

Dog star

Much like or exactly like ones ring piece, or in other words ones sphincter, AKA choclate star fish

I can't believe that came out of your Dog star!!
or
You ought to get your Dog star checked out...cos that's not normal!!!

by Gerard Q December 30, 2007

that went to the dogs

Used when something got thrown away/forgotten. Can be used about objects or ideas/morals

Person 1: so much for saying masturbating an animal was wrong
Person 2: (Looking at gerbil lying in it's own cum) yeah... that went to the dogs didn't it

by name name April 30, 2006