nutty crackered

(verb) Dancing while drunk, as established in Thoroughly Modern Millie. It usually occurs illegally (like in a speak-o in the 1920s).

I didn't realize he was nutty crackered! I thought he's always just like that.

by Miss Pricilla March 29, 2011

cheezin crackers

laughin' ass white bitches. if you're white and you are incredibly high and are laughing super hard. you are literally cheezin crackers. cause you're cheesin out cause you're baked. and you crackers cause you're white.

friend 1: that was hilarious man!
friend a: i know, right? that shit had us like a pack of cheezin crackers!

by sizzy sparks June 29, 2011

porn crackers

A faint whiff of obscenity

Porn crackers! We'll have to edit that out of the magic show.

by philologue August 22, 2011

Captive Crackers

Saltines that have been inserted, against their collective will, where the sun will never shine.

John has a truckload of captive crackers he is hauling cross country.

by thisisntme March 26, 2012

sprinkled crackers

3 racist white individuals.

Y'all a bunch of sprinkled crackers you fucks.

by Xx420noscope420xX March 3, 2017

Dirty crackerjack

The act of shoving crackerjack up your anus for sexual gratification.

Person 1: did you hear about Chris?
Person 2: no, why?
Person 1: I heard he likes a dirty crackerjack

by Fenton12121 November 8, 2018

dutch crackers

Long ass nails on your thumb used for cracking open a dutch.

During a smoke session, Peter forgot his blade, so he used his dutch crackers to gut that bitch.

by I’m pretty drunk right now January 19, 2019