ass master 

You and/or one or more of your gay little buddies, that like to give/take it up the ass regularly

Damn son, you showed him who the ass master around here is.

ass master by CAT_MARK_1 August 27, 2007

ass puppet 

one who acts, or is forced to act, as a tool to do an ass clown's bidding

Jason finally tired of being Matthew's ass puppet.

ass puppet by Jackscolon September 16, 2003

ass ball connection 

A sensitive place of possible futute pleasure that is located between the males tesicles and the anal opening. AKA The bit between you ass and your balls, or, Gooch.

When a certain female/male is providing satisfactory oral stimulation he/she licks a tender patch of skin between the two areas, "ass ball connection" AKA When a dude or chick goes down on your balls and licks your gooch.

ass ball connection by Timafee June 15, 2008

ass candy

It is a cocktail. It contains 3 oz amaretto almond liqueur and 12 oz cherry cola.

Rachel: What are you drinking, there?
Joey: Ass Candy.
Ross: Give me a glass of that!

ass candy by FriendsFan2006 June 20, 2009

ass farmer 

A male whose preferred method of sexual intercourse is by penetrating the ass of another man.

Don't go to San Fran; nothing by Ass Farmer's out there.

ass farmer by King Sr. July 1, 2003

Ass Blast from the Past 

(noun) when a long-dead transvestite eskimo faggot shoves a stick of dynamite up your pooper and blows your nigger ass to china

person #1: "Dude I no longer have an anus after my last 3 ass blasts from the past."
person #2: "Then how do you take a shit?"
person #1: "I don't really know."
person #2: "That is fuckin insane."

Ass Blast from the Past by necro April 22, 2005

Ass Vampire

N: A slang word used to describe a Homosexual

Ass Vampirism V: The act of sucking someone's ass

That guy sure looks like an Ass Vampire!

Ass Vampire by Civic Ricer January 29, 2003