A university in Kingston, Rhode Island that is also known as "Rutgers North." Home to more tri-staters that actual Rhode Islanders. A college of last resort for losers trying to rehabilitate themselves (i.e. Jim Harrick, Lamar Odom).
Because of its location, long winters, and lack of a campus culture, copious amounts of alcohol are consumed throughout the academic year.
Best known in sports circles as having been apart of a bench clearing brawl with rival Providence College in December 1990.
Because of its location, long winters, and lack of a campus culture, copious amounts of alcohol are consumed throughout the academic year.
Best known in sports circles as having been apart of a bench clearing brawl with rival Providence College in December 1990.
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Oh where is that?
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Oh where is that?
Middle of no where.
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