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Ball Hawk

A Defensive Back Who Feeds Off Of Wide Recievers
The Kid Corry Thomas is Just a ball hawk
by Ski Thomas January 29, 2018
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Funny Balls

When one of your testicles hangs dreadfully lower than the other like a chewed piece of bubblegum flapping in the wind.
I was playing in a game and got hit right in the nads with a fast ball, now I have funny balls.

I was hangin at the nursing home and half the dudes there got a mad case of the funny balls.
by King_shields February 4, 2018
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kangaroo balls

"Had sex with Pete, the overly good looking 50 year old,and he had right kangaroo balls."
by whyamihere February 4, 2018
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ball boil

When the shower isn't working and you have to dip your balls in warm water to wash them!

Hey man, I call dibs on the first ball boil in the morning!!

No man, the early ball catches the first boil
Did you have a ball boil this morning, there's an awful stink out of this cup!
by GIL18 February 6, 2018
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gin balls

Campfire shins involving an abundance of gin, moist pants and sleeping in the nude
Tom had gin balls again last night
by Bagdaddys December 31, 2016
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Third balling

When a guy wipes back to front by accident and gets a turd stuck to his balls
Turk: I was wondering what that smell was for hours, found out I was third balling
by Dontneednone January 24, 2017
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ball buttering

After shaving the scrotum. To apply moisturizer - Ball Buttering
Steve has a Ball Buttering each morning ensuring a smooth and supple scrotum.
by SteBathboy December 8, 2019
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