Colorado Crab Cake

When a man ejaculates in a woman who has crabs and then eats her out. It's only a Colorado Crab Cake if the man does it and has no knowledge that she has crabs. If the man knows that she has crabs and they perform a Colorado Crab cake purposefully, then it is called a Pueblo Crab Cake.

Dude went on a date and had some Colorado crab cake!

Bro took her to red lobster and had Colorado Crab cake for desert.

He knew she had crawlers, and went for the Pueblo Crab cake.

by JTabd July 10, 2023

russian crab cake

Where you take a shot of vodka out of her ass, then eat her ass.

Bro, I gave cheese a Russian Crab Cake last night. I was so wasted I didn't even care.

by Themathman13 March 2, 2018

how to make a cake

Something that google doesn't want you to look up. You have to look up cake recipes instead.

"Try words that may appear on the site that you're looking for. For example 'cake recipes' instead of 'how to make a cake'

by Retard_Ryan May 31, 2022

A slither of cake for jake

When jake gets a slither of cake for his birthday

When jake gets a slither of cake for his birthday
Someone: what did you get for your birthday
Jake: A slither of cake
Friends?? ( people ) ahh Finally A slither of cake for jake

by FREDDIEGEROEGESUCKSYOURMUMATNI November 28, 2022

Bum bum cake

It’s cake for ur ass

Yo gimme some bum bum cake. My bum is starving said mike

by Ooopfff April 10, 2021

Oreo Fruit Cake

When someone is to have two black guys in the front of a white guy and behind the white guy and proceed to fuck him until he is limp and cum is seeping out of him which making it a Oreo fruit cake.

We preformed a Oreo fruit cake on that guy.

by Boopiez April 8, 2023

Porcelain Funnel Cake

A type of painful shit you have after eating mexican or thai food that comes out in a long string that is in toilet with pee as well. The long shit tends to stay at the top like the batter of a funnel cake in the oil of a funnel cake fryer even more resembling a funnel cake. The added sugar is only if you want to not flush out of satisfaction and someone else throwing coke into it and it floats on the top

I just went to the bathroom and saw someone left a Porcelain Funnel Cake and it smells so bad!

by Dark Thiqq boy September 27, 2020