Sam

A Sam is "the man"
He is the one who'll save you
He is the one who makes it better
Stroke is head for good luck
He is a ball of wonder.

Balls.

Also he is autistic always.

Very important: He is the god pf puns and bad jokes!!!

Hey you have a test tomorrow right? Stroke the head of a Sam for good luck.

by shmamtheman May 22, 2023

sam

the red headed little mf that doesnt wanna give me attention and wants to cheat on me...with girls like tf im literally bette

girl sam is so fake

by mckinleyfrr May 22, 2023

Sam

Just a guy who broke his jaw one time and never talks about it

I don’t think I’ve ever heard about Sam’s jaw story before. Can u tell me it?

by In Lizzys kitchen May 25, 2023

Sam

The type of guy

Sam is the type of guy

by Nintendrew June 1, 2023

Sam

All f1 trivia, no bitches.

Sam loves Lewis Hamilton.

by A55muncher June 9, 2023

Sam

A person, a person who I loved for 2 years. He never loved me back. I feel so attached to him because he makes me feel safe. Protected, he makes me feel like I don’t need to care anymore and I can be in the place with him”

I like this guy named Sam

by Maggielovesass June 19, 2023

Sam b lamesauce

Sam b lamesauce is a common event that occurs when an individual called Sam browning (also referred to as Xx_EXABYT3_xX and Real2manymemes) does something that could be considered "not awesome".

You are the textbook definition of 'Sam b lamesauce' because you didn't respond to my discord messages

by SAMARONICHEESEANDMEATBALLSAUCE June 20, 2023