orangutan porn

the shit a 8 year old beats their meat to after going to the zoo

Me: hey kid are you watching planet of the apes? i love that movie!
Kid: yeah
Me: why the fuck is Caesar butt-fucking Maurice?

Kid: im sorry for lying this is Orangutan Porn

by WENDSDEH July 27, 2024

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Porn Sexuality

It's when someone has a different sexuality for porn and usually makes someone confused about their sexuality
example: someone who usually dates guys when it comes to relationships, but will usually masturbate to straight porn.

Person 1: Yeah, my porn sexuality makes me really confused.
Person 2: I know your pain.

by Watermelon=Awesome November 14, 2017

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Validation porn

Lazy, shallow, repetitive content or works that only exist to validate the pre-conceived ideals and beliefs of idiots who have radical politics or religious views as their entire personality. Is very low quality and is usually made by bitter, self-obsessed, cynical ideological zombies who use either religion or superficial traits to vindicate themselves of all personal agency.

That breadtuber’s content is just five hours of validation porn.

News outlets these days are just a bunch of validation porn.

Why can’t that loser stop making validation porn and get a real job?

by Magic Squid July 01, 2024

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delete loss porn

When you post your stock or margin losses on social media with a triumphant hashtag or saying, expecting (or in a panic trying to justify) how it will inevitably reverse and you'll be a gazzillionaire.

Hey, I bought 10 GME shares at $380 a share. I work at a grocery store and make $2,200 a month. I spent 6 weeks salary on the stock of a company the resells video games using brick and mortar retail in 2021. Luckily, I believe in delete loss porn. Without any evidence, and doing no actual research apart from reddit or Facebook, I think this $3800 investment will easily be worth $500,000 later this year 🤪🤪🤪

by Lolzster89 April 09, 2021

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