I just toasted my pants

Basically a boner, minus the hard on. Pretty much just being really fucking excited about something. Kind of like the excitment of a sudden boner.

"Dude, holy shit. I just totally toasted my pants!"
"I swear to god, after I saw her I just toasted my pants."

by SydVicious513 January 5, 2010

Dance With No Pants

Where ya mummy n daddy get it on in da bedroom or anywhere else 😉 that’s disgusting Man U eat cheeseburgers on a lorry on the m6 tryna get to China to see a leg with a hair and u suck dick ur man is a clipped toe nail haha u mong

Let’s do tha dance with no pants my sexy moose jk I’m horny and talking to pornub

by DaOGPuzzyLicka69BattyCrem March 17, 2019

Pantspisser

Pantspissers are usually teenagers (or just act that way) and try to appear "edgy" and "unique" but just achieve "irritating little snot". They will often describe themselves as "misunderstood", roll their eyes at anyone who enjoys mainstream entertainment, and make passive aggressive comments over trivial points on message boards and in chatrooms.
Typically can be silenced for awhile by challenging them in the same manner because they are, in fact, only cowardly little pantspissers.

Normally social skilled person: You, know I actually kind of enjoy American Idol.
PantsPisser: yeah, you and the rest of the sheeple (eyeroll)
NSSP: Don't you have something better to do than heckle me- like hit puberty?
PP: .......
NSSP: Yeah, thanks for continuing to make the case for a mandantory Internet maturity test, scooter.

by bitteryoungwoman March 29, 2009

Daddy Pants

A pair of ill fitting pants in which the crotch sags well below the knee

"those daddy pants, make you look well hung"

by fagbot December 11, 2004

hungry pants

Noun.

Synonymous with the infamous camel toe; a pain-stakingly visual bulge in the crotch of a woman's pants that is guaranteed to wilt your member like an pine tree in the Sahara.

Also see: ninja foot, trout mouth, mooseknuckle, camel toe and satan's nose

Ex/
Man, check out Meghan's hungry pants!

by S.T.A. May 28, 2005

fudgy pants

a.someone who shit their pants in the persent or past.
b.something you would say to a short fat dude with a big ass.

Did you shit yourself fudgy pants?
What it is fudgy pants...what it is.

by Gun Smoke July 15, 2009

captain smelly pants

An derogatory term, can be used in any situation. Generally doesn't carry much offence, but can be used specifically if one was to "shite themselves"

Oli: Hey Lar
Lar: Hey captain smelly pants...

by LordBlunkey July 14, 2004