A comletely retarded kid who eats alot of junk food but losses 60 pounds in a year by starving him/her self
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Get the John Kerry mug.The equivalent to The Rock of 2000 (with exception of promos and some hypocritical fan perception ring wise), meaning a wrestler who sports some moves (like all wrestlers do, Stone Cold is particulary noticable for only a few moves but was praised) but is an incredibly diligent and hard worker. Comparable to The Rock in ring skills, but not applicable in promos given the corny material Cena is succumbed to. Similar in a way they were beat down for a majority of the match, but magically won the match at the end.
One whose character and direction conveys imminent doom for a wrestler (JBL is poopy). Someone who has not had the title since October but is still bashed despite the fact the main reason for the negativity was how Cena in posession of title (where's the logic in that?).
Comparison between The Rock and John Cena ring-wise:
Punches, flying closeline, Rock uses Sharpshooter as main submission (Cena uses a main submission as well), Rock Bottom to FU (same in the sense the one who suffers the finisher lands on their back), 5 Knuckle Shuffle to The People's Elbow.
John Cena occasional moves:
Fisherman suplex, flying legdrop, throwback, sitout hiptoss
Rock occasional moves: Float over DDT, kip-up (not really a move), samoan drop, spinebuster, overhead belly to belly suplex (rare but used).
The two are similar in the ring department, which would make the Rock a ''bad wrestler'' given what the fans see in John Cena (few moves do not make a bad wrestler, using psychology and storytelling is key to a good wrestler, which both can clealy do with their charisma).
One whose character and direction conveys imminent doom for a wrestler (JBL is poopy). Someone who has not had the title since October but is still bashed despite the fact the main reason for the negativity was how Cena in posession of title (where's the logic in that?).
Comparison between The Rock and John Cena ring-wise:
Punches, flying closeline, Rock uses Sharpshooter as main submission (Cena uses a main submission as well), Rock Bottom to FU (same in the sense the one who suffers the finisher lands on their back), 5 Knuckle Shuffle to The People's Elbow.
John Cena occasional moves:
Fisherman suplex, flying legdrop, throwback, sitout hiptoss
Rock occasional moves: Float over DDT, kip-up (not really a move), samoan drop, spinebuster, overhead belly to belly suplex (rare but used).
The two are similar in the ring department, which would make the Rock a ''bad wrestler'' given what the fans see in John Cena (few moves do not make a bad wrestler, using psychology and storytelling is key to a good wrestler, which both can clealy do with their charisma).
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Get the John Kerry mug.Probably one of the best wrestlers of all time. Most male fans of the WWE tend to hate him because of his success and his gimicks. John Cena started out as a rapper and has beaten the rock. He is an enduring, respectful, caring, and great wrestler as he is the current WWE champion defeating Shawn Michaels, Triple H, The Miz, Randy Orton, Cm Punk, Sheamus, Big Show, and The Rock.
Do you like John Cena?- person 1
HELL NO! That fag needs to quit!- person 2
That's OK you just cant accept the fact that he's a good wrestler.
HELL NO! That fag needs to quit!- person 2
That's OK you just cant accept the fact that he's a good wrestler.
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Rachael refers to the frivalrous dewgong swimming around the ocean waters yielding a fascination for hispanic guys, yet is oblivious of man's capabilities of using boats to run over their bodies or harpoons to obtain hides; usually eccentric souls who sing really high pitched and will take an eternity to prevent from talking nonsense.
John, on the other hand, refers to the polite, ethical 'white boy' that every conservative parent yearns their daughter to date; he will criticize in every way possible spurting out your flaws and will persist in doing so; sometimes is oblivious to the fun of drinking and marijuana, but hey you can't convince everyone.
and there you have it: opposites
Rachael refers to the frivalrous dewgong swimming around the ocean waters yielding a fascination for hispanic guys, yet is oblivious of man's capabilities of using boats to run over their bodies or harpoons to obtain hides; usually eccentric souls who sing really high pitched and will take an eternity to prevent from talking nonsense.
John, on the other hand, refers to the polite, ethical 'white boy' that every conservative parent yearns their daughter to date; he will criticize in every way possible spurting out your flaws and will persist in doing so; sometimes is oblivious to the fun of drinking and marijuana, but hey you can't convince everyone.
and there you have it: opposites
Example of scenario between Rachael and John:
Rachael: *jumping up and down- "yay! hey john! have you heard of the B-52's?!!?"
John: "no, Racheal, in fact im not even highly interested in the sort-"
*puts on record
Rachael: *singing: "Woooh! You're living in your own Private Idaho..."
John: *sighs, "see, i knew we never should've let Jimmy Carter take the presidency
Rachael: *jumping up and down- "yay! hey john! have you heard of the B-52's?!!?"
John: "no, Racheal, in fact im not even highly interested in the sort-"
*puts on record
Rachael: *singing: "Woooh! You're living in your own Private Idaho..."
John: *sighs, "see, i knew we never should've let Jimmy Carter take the presidency
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