Light-green Soldier

Member of the street military. You.

"The Light-green Soldiers sound like Crayola Crayon workers on strike."
Shut the fuck up before I kill you."

by AK47 February 7, 2004

Green M&M

The most seductive, alluring, and gorgeous M&M you'd ever seen until political correctness ruined her.

Bring back the old Green M&M or we will never buy M&Ms again out of protest. Sincerely, THE ENTIRE WORLD

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 4, 2022

Green Behind the Ears

Being new to something. Naive. Lacking experience and or understanding.

Charlie was easily swindled out of his inheritance, being a little green behind the ears.

by Famties September 4, 2008

Green Day Elite

Green Day fan who thinks he's better than other Green Day fans because he (or she) was one before they "went mainstream", and is in fact only better than green day poseurs. Many of them dislike the album American Idiot for no reason other than to prove their "anti-mainstreamness". Has and intolerance for new Green Day fans, even if after becoming fans of American Idiot (the rock opera, not just the popular songs) they went back and listened to (and enjoyed) older Green Day music.

That Green Day Elite hates me because the first Green Day album I was a fan of was American Idiot, even though my favorite album is now Kerplunk.

by J077 June 11, 2006

Green Apple Splatz

Or: Green Apple Splats

Slang for diarrhea made up on the TV show South Park.

"I got the green apple splatz from that little bastard Kenny." -Mr. Garrison

by Sly Magoo June 11, 2006

green apple bandits

An alternative phrase used to describe a particularly unforgiving case of diarrhea

Unfortunate Victim:
"Hey man, you got a bathroom? I got the green apple bandits and I can't hold em' back much longer."

Intelligent and Deceptive Toilet Owner:
"...No"

by Virtuoso Dave February 4, 2007

Green Chile Chode

n - A dick that's been exposed to hot green chile. Exposure may be linked to but not necessarily, hand-jobs, blow jobs immediately after eating, anal 3-12 hours after eating, etc.

After drinking all night at Albuquerque Billy's Longbar, you decide to rub up against the chubby girl in the Taco Cabana line. She smiles and invites you to her table. Back at her place, you whisper..."ever done anal?" She smiles again and grabs your junk. After stroking her pooper for a few, your dick is on fire. You scream; she apologizes. "Is your dick on fire?" "Yes!" "I ate a double meat, double cheese, and double green chile Lotaburger for dinner. I gave you green chile chode."

by vandyu97 January 10, 2010