Eatableability 

THE ONLY scale in which that can measure the quality of eatableability of a food based on shape and firmness and color "it's a race thing".

This grape is more firm and has no blemishes therefore it has higher eatableability.

Eatableability by Updog with much you February 23, 2021

eating children

cannabolism of the children kind

man 1: num num
man 2: what are you eating
man 1: im eating children, bro
man 2: lemme get in on that, but i want to make you aware this is cannabolism
man 2 and man 1: num num num

eating children by yeetable_children April 2, 2021

Eating Ice Cream in Hawaii 

Low key aka on the DL performing fellatio on an islander. Usually considered of the homosexual nature.

Bob: "Does John have a timeshare in Honolulu? I swear ever he started hanging out with that fellow Kaui, he doesn't want to hang out because he's 'always busy eating ice cream in Hawaii'."

Eating Ice Cream in Hawaii by Professor TBD August 26, 2021

eating slime 

the act of eating a whole thing of Elmers glue then shitting in your dads ashes jar then making slime. after letting it cool down you eat the slime.

I got bored yesterday so I started eating slime

eating slime by yoyungsu123 February 3, 2022

Eatin' my puddin' 

A common U.K slang for 'eating ass' or giving a rimjob

Oy,this lass was eatin' my puddin' all night on Chewsday. It only cost me an extra 10 quid!

Eatin' my puddin' by DaymnDayniel November 2, 2022

Towel Eater 

A species of humans that are known to take a white, bleached towel, stick half of it in their mouths, and chew on it for hours while at a gym. When they change machines, they change which side of the towel they "eat".

"I went to the gym today and saw a group of towel eaters! It was gross!"

Towel Eater by ToyStorier. January 16, 2010

awkward eater 

When a group of people are together and there is food and no one is talking and nobody is eating and one person decides to eat. The resulting crunching is then amplified.

Awkward eater...

awkward eater by DiSK151712 July 18, 2010