by Sanae Katagiri March 30, 2022

1) A person (most likely female) that drinks all of a fraternities alcohol. 2) a badass because they have to drink ALL the alcohol to get sufficiently tipsy.
Look at Lucky over there, she just drank all their handles of McCormick Vodka, she is such a beer sponge.
by SLLAPPIT April 16, 2014

the greatest thing in the ever
it can get you drunk or help you with your homework
approved by parents all over the world
it can get you drunk or help you with your homework
approved by parents all over the world
by verycewlperson November 17, 2022

in a zero turn, it needs 2 hands to control it. but with a ron beer, you can recline, sit back, and drink you a beer while you cut the grass
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 20, 2023

A large woman lifts up a significantly smaller man and performs the rusty trombone. Literally holding the penis as the top of the funnel might be, and treating the asshole like end of the tube.
I quaffed six cherry coke and rums, induced vomit, closed my eyes, opened them, met an amazon looking woman, got in her car, and and when I come to, I'm being used as a human beer bong. Better than a blumpkin, I think
by Steak Salad December 18, 2012

When you get a twelve pack of cold ones with your best buddy and absolutely pound someone’s old lady
by Dan and jacks a frame April 22, 2021

Girl 1: "YOURE MY BEST FRIEND I LOVE YOU"
Girl 2: 'OHMYGOSH I LOVE YOU TOO!"
Sinister Cousin: "How lame theyre doing the iloveyou thing, they're so beer wasted"
Girl 2: 'OHMYGOSH I LOVE YOU TOO!"
Sinister Cousin: "How lame theyre doing the iloveyou thing, they're so beer wasted"
by JosethebombCuervo October 27, 2010
