Andreas is most commonly a boys name, originated in Germany and well-known amongst the Dutch speaking communities. He is a tall, over-bearing, self-centred man with a sheepish grin which he uses often to disguise his malevolent intentions. He is a child in a man's body, petty and spiteful, always shifting the blame in his game of control. Andreas will stand on anybody to feel superior.
"Have you heard what that German guy Andreas, did? He must be a narcissist!"
"Don't ask Andreas to help with the bachelors party, he will cheat on his wife and blame you!"
"What does my husband Andreas want for dinner, chicken and beetroot again?"
Andre is a little bitch who will always complain about everything and is a huge qeer, turns gay guys straight and shriveles up when touched.
If you try to have an intelligent conversation with it, it will tell you that you are wrong no matter what and it will start insulting you if it can't think of anything else. If you tell him something factual, he will reply with emotions of complete bullshit.
"Hey is that Andre"
"Yeah stay away or it might start bitching at you"