Beer Budget

Beer Budget is typically the most important part of your budget, unless you live in a Libtard state where you are forced to pay $15 for a pack of smokes, in which case your Smoke Budget is more important. For some reason, Democrat leaders believe that Cigarettes are bad for you, but from my personal experience, its quite the opposite.

Without your beer budget, there would be no positives left in life. Life is about 2 things. Beer and Pussy. Sorry I mean Beer and Work. Without beer you can't work, without work, you can't afford your beer budget. Its really like an abusive relationship where your Woman doesn't let you fuck her for some unapparent reason. At least with the Work-Beer relationship, you get both, with a Sexless Marriage, you put in the effort, but you don't get to put your dick in her.

Billy- "My Beer Budget is out, FUCK!"
Cody- "What you gonna do, you need beer!"
Billy- "Im gonna head on down to that name bodega and rob their asses."
Cody- "As long as you get that 30 rack, thats all that matters!"
Billy- "Damn Straight!"

by EricSparks November 6, 2025

Root Beer Float

A Root Beer Float is when poop and jizz are mixed. First recognized as a teen when one had to hide themselves in the bathroom to masturbate. One would sit on the toilet with a dump in the water, proceed to masturbate and turn around to jizz on to the poop in the toilet. This creates a mixture of brown and white that looks similar to everybody's favorite cold treat, a root beer float.

Poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, and jizz, that's what a motha fuckin root beer float is!

by R Fizzle November 16, 2025

Beer Dot

A ring around the lips from people using too much suction while Drinking beer bottles

(Created by STRXCH Beatz)

Used in a sentence:

"Yoo go check the mirror, you got one hell of a Beer Dot Partner..🍺"

by STRXCHbeatz December 8, 2025

Gamer Beer

A jug of fermented piss that sits under the desk. At one point, a gamer was either too lazy to go to the bathroom or didn't want to take a break and risk losing. In typical gamer fashion they are a slob and never bothered to get rid of it and so it has sat there brewing until a brave soul comes to dispose of it.

Derek needs to find a different hobby. He spends 12 hours a day playing video games and I found a few gamer beers brewing in his closet.

Some degenerate left a gamer beer at the Internet Cafe. If they ever find out who did it I hope they get banned and put on the blog of shame.

by Suckmytoes_77 December 9, 2025

Bikini Bottom Breast Beer

Bikini Bottom Breast Beer (BBBB) is one hell of a “beer”. BBBB consists of Pineapple juice, squirrel tits, fish shit, and finally a woman’s breast milk. The concoction is blended up and then poured all over the woman’s tits. The male then slurps it off the boobs and can suck the boobs for extra milk.

Dude you HAVEEEE to try Bikini Bottom Breast Beer

by MrWashingmachine67 December 28, 2025

Shower Beer

Shower beer is not a specific brand of beer but a beer bottle that someone would drink in the shower. The usage of beer like this is a very new concept, only coming around in the 2000s to 2010s. It is commonly used to combine the stress relieving properties of showering and the pleasure giving chemicals in beer. Sometimes other alcohols are used but only rarely compared to beer in the shower. It is very similar to drinking wine in the bath.

A: "What's that weird bottle in the corner of your shower?"
B: "Oh, that's just my shower beer, I sometimes put it under the shower to replenish."

by yogha April 1, 2024

pants beer

The act of pouring a can or glass of beer down your pants.

I can’t do pants beer anymore, I only have four pairs of pants left!

by pantsbeer21 April 7, 2024