They best damn grocery store in the country. Only found in Texas with over 340 stores (Including a couple stores in Mexico). People come here in time of crisis and everything else for your daily needs. They treat all HEB partners(Employees) like Gold and we also sell the best tortillas (;
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R: Excuse me Doug E Fresh...
D: Yes!
R: Have you ever seen a show with fellas on the mic
with one minute rhymes that don't come out right
They bite
D: They never write
R: That's not polite. Am I lyin'?
D: No, you're quite right
D: Yes!
R: Have you ever seen a show with fellas on the mic
with one minute rhymes that don't come out right
They bite
D: They never write
R: That's not polite. Am I lyin'?
D: No, you're quite right
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Practically, something that you get accused of when your work want you to leave / block a promotion / sack people without paying redundancy costs etc.
Usually ends with being hit with the disciplinary hammer, generally with a view to sacking your ass.
Practically, something that you get accused of when your work want you to leave / block a promotion / sack people without paying redundancy costs etc.
Usually ends with being hit with the disciplinary hammer, generally with a view to sacking your ass.
Employee is called to a meeting and presented with a pile of e - mails.
Manager:
We've audited your inbox and these e - mails are completely unacceptable and represent e - mail abuse and a breach of the Code of Conduct.
What did you mean when you wrote 'I'd smack that back door' when writing about my PA?
HR Manager:
Think carefully about your answer. Sexual Harrasment and non work usage of electronic media is a dismissable offence.
Employee:
I was referring to her great ass and saying I'd like to show it love. I thought it was flattering.
Manager:
That's not an appropriate way to behave in a disciplinary hearing.
HR Manager:
I refer you to your e - mail asking Joe if he had seen the murmur pants on display in Finance. What are murmur pants?
Employee:
You should know. You told me.
HR Manager:
This isn't about me.
Employee:
It's a tight pair of female pants that mean you can see the lips moving but you can't hear a sound.
Is there any point in continuing this discussion?
HR Manager & Manager
No
Manager:
We've audited your inbox and these e - mails are completely unacceptable and represent e - mail abuse and a breach of the Code of Conduct.
What did you mean when you wrote 'I'd smack that back door' when writing about my PA?
HR Manager:
Think carefully about your answer. Sexual Harrasment and non work usage of electronic media is a dismissable offence.
Employee:
I was referring to her great ass and saying I'd like to show it love. I thought it was flattering.
Manager:
That's not an appropriate way to behave in a disciplinary hearing.
HR Manager:
I refer you to your e - mail asking Joe if he had seen the murmur pants on display in Finance. What are murmur pants?
Employee:
You should know. You told me.
HR Manager:
This isn't about me.
Employee:
It's a tight pair of female pants that mean you can see the lips moving but you can't hear a sound.
Is there any point in continuing this discussion?
HR Manager & Manager
No
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Can also be used when the two conversing have names starting with D and E respectively.
Can also be used when the two conversing have names starting with D and E respectively.
-Donald: So I was about to pull an RTFWBG on the bitch when...
-Gary: HAY GUISE WHATS UP
-Evan: This is a D-E Conversation so F YOU!!!
-Gary: HAY GUISE WHATS UP
-Evan: This is a D-E Conversation so F YOU!!!
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That woman just looked you up and down over at the drink station and then followed you to the salad bar? What the hell?
Honey, don't worry, that's just another Chuck E. Cougar - this place is crawling with them....
Honey, don't worry, that's just another Chuck E. Cougar - this place is crawling with them....
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