Zoeing

When you steal something valuable to someone else but means nothing to you.

I zoed his life. I'm zoeing credit cards.

by Nycboul June 2, 2018

Zoinker

To be bonkers and chill at the SAME time (but not be gross)

Bro why are you a zoinker?!?

by A zoinker😂 June 3, 2018

zoinked

high

Bobby got zoinked out of his mind last night

by ____no June 20, 2018

Zoinks!

Zoinks is a term that most white people use when they're afraid. Zoinks was made famous by Shaggy from the bestselling franchise Scooby Doo.

Dude #1: Imma surprise Dude #2
Dude #1: BOOO!
Dude #2: Zoinks!! You scared me!

by shy_kid_in_da_corner June 21, 2018

Zoinkos

breast, boobies, jugs, knockers

"Yeah, it was wild, Steve just jumped out up and kicked her right in the zoinkos!"

by G0ldfi$h August 28, 2018

Zoinked

When you smoke a large amount of marijuana and you’re just too gone.

Student 1: umm are you high?

Student 2: broooo I’m zoinked...lmfaoooo

by White.boy.colin September 15, 2018

Zoinked

Getting so high that you surpass zooted and go into trying to solve the universe.

Chad: Dude why do feet smell and noses run?
Ben: You are so zoinked right now

by DirtyHippie3010 September 21, 2018