certified degen

A Professional Trader who invest their entire portfolio hoping for a Moon. A Gambler Who will bet everything on anything they think is bullish.

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FRIEND:You need to stop investing all your money into NFTs. You haven't even Profited anything.
FRIEND 2: DO YOU NOT SEE THIS ARTWORK? LOOK AT THEIR FLOOR PRICE.

I became a certified degen after getting into NFTs.

by 1.eth June 6, 2022

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Certified Smurf Puncher

Someone who got verified by the fda to be able to punch smurfs.

Guy 1: Yo I can't believe you're a Certified Smurf Puncher now!
Guy 2: Cool right? now just to find a village.

by ButterFlew June 22, 2022

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Certified Booty Boy

A boy that is thicc in all the right places and is unnaturally cute for they're gender. They got the thighs, booty and hips, but most importantly all, a face of an angel. It is known that they are so desirable that they make dudes leave they're girl, just for a piece of that.

Dude 1: Yo man I ain't gay, but that guy makes me question things about myself

Dude 2: Yeah man, he a certified booty boy. I'd kill for some of that, no homo tho right?

Dude 1: Right 😏

by Iseeyoulurkin June 23, 2022

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certifiedandromedastan

the best ravenclaw out there fr. so slay and so pretty, literally the best tiktoker abt the marauders. amazing with picking specfic songs to go w the marauders era characters (especially lana songs). number one lana stan fr!! also obsessed w anna karenina. my fav mutual ever and such an amazing friend fr!

jack: who is the best tiktoker about marauders era things

sarah: definitely certifiedandromedastan!

by blindassmf June 27, 2022

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