pink Zamboni

A name for a dogs penis

Bro why are you looking at pink Zambonis on my computer

by Cheese vault May 26, 2023

Pussy Zamboni

A really full mustache

Tom Selleck has pleasured thousands of women with that big honkin' pussy zamboni of his.

by Wocho22 August 17, 2024

Ernesto Zamora (ApeMode)

Ernesto Zamora is a transgender, garbage overwatch player.

He is also extremely gay and is into homosexuality.

Ernesto Zamora regularly buy 20 inch Black Darth Vader Dildos.

They also cheat in chess with ANAL beads.

''Oh no... we're afraid you may have the "Ernesto Zamora'', we need to rush you to the Church for you to be baptized.''

Ernesto Zamora (ApeMode) : Ultra MEGA MYTHICAL GAY

by ErnestoZamoraISGAY April 17, 2024

Chocolate zamboni

When man fucks a girl up the ass and it gets shit on his cock. And she sucks it off clean, like a skating rink.

My girl gave me a chocolate zamboni last night!

by Chocolate starfish 199 July 9, 2024

brown zamboni

When you forego cleaning your anus for multiple weeks, only to pull down your pants at the ice skating arena (usually on a date) and drag your butt across the entire ice surface like a dog scooting. The skidmarks create a nice contrast against the white ice surface.

Pat had a terrible time on his date.....they went ice skating..

"but at least he got to perform his brown zamboni before driving her home..."

by Brown Zamboni January 24, 2025

Human Zamboni

The act of shoving push broom and floor squeegee handles into the anus and then walking backward to clean the ice between periods of a hockey game

"Want to go to Earl's party Saturday night?"

"Budget cuts to peewee hockey caused Wendell and I to volunteer as the Human Zambonis during the tourney. It takes a village dontcha know."

by moosedjelly February 6, 2025

Zimbabwean Zamboni

Similar to the Cleveland Steamer, the Zimbabwean Zamboni, is an act in which an individual takes a crap on another individual, the subject, and proceeds to sit on it glide forward, smearing like an ice hockey Zamboni smoothes the ice.

“Mike Hunt gave Splooge McBarron the Zimbabwean Zamboni as retaliation for receiving a Cleveland Steamer prior.”

by sploogemcdonald March 22, 2025