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It's Never Yetis

Only person that believes this is literally anyone named Jordan.
Jordan: Its Never Yetis. Even when it is. It's never Yetis
by A Minnesotan April 23, 2019
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Yeti-File

Someone who walks like a yeti and acts like an absolute retard
Hey look its yeti-file. He just, blew up another engine
by Xx mechanic October 16, 2025
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sweaty yeti confetti

Your woman has a train run on her. Put your face about 6 inches away from her crotch. Take a bellows, insert the end into her vagina/ass and pump until the air pressure blows the jizz from all the other guys across your face.
I got thirsty last night, so I had Betty roll over so I could get a mouthful of that sweaty yeti confetti.
by Betty Confetti February 7, 2018
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Yeti

Yeti is a streamer on a site known as Twitch. A bit autistic but that doesn't stop him from being one of the top streamers in the world. He's a "variety" streamer but his most played games are DBD, League of legends , Warframe but he occasionally does other stuff as well.
Stranger: Who's your favorite streamer?
Me: Probably Sodapoppin but Yeti is okay too I guess.
by AljoKing March 17, 2019
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Yeti Foot

Description for a person's foot that is pale and ashy due to freezing weather and lack of significant sunlight, or tanning source.
I need moisturizer and a trip to the tanning bed to cure my yeti foot.
by Deacon Jeffries January 26, 2014
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yeti

Extremely hairy beasts that roam the Earth under the full moon. Their main food supply is sheep, which is why their main nemesis is The sheepslayer. Yetis have lived for many thousands of generations and are often times confused in mythlore as werewolves because of their uncanny ability to change into stronger versions of themselves under the full moon. The avg. height for a full grown yeti is 6' 8" while the biggest one recorded to date was 9' 11". Yetis' teeth are viciously sharp and their claws are deadly and quick. If you do come into contact with a yeti back away slowly and then run in the opposite direction of anything made of wool.
The yetis ate half our flock last night!

I killed 2 of those yetis out back last night when they were attacking my sheep.

My cousin Mel got killed by a yeti last winter when she was wearing a wool coat out on the mountain trails.
by crameel7 April 13, 2011
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Yeti

Someone who has an unusually large head as compared to the average size and is in the shape of a yeti's mountainous head.

Also may refer to Matt Moskal's head who had a similar headshape to the abominable snowman, who starred in "The Bridges at Toko-Ri".
Sebastian: "Yo, have you seen Matt anywhere?"

Mike: "Nah dude, I haven't seen that Yeti-Headed bum all day...."
by Bored_97 February 1, 2010
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