Wrinklestan

A nickname for Florida referring to the high proportion of retirees who flock to Florida in the winter.

The snowbirds are off to Wrinklestan.

by Craig Williamson December 12, 2008

Wrinkle-Picker

1) A person that is attracted to much older people, similar to the way a 'chubby chaser' goes for "larger" people;

2) someone who has little to do other than pick at the wrinkles on their genitals, refers to unemployed people;

3) pointy shoes.

1) that wrinkle-picker is going after my grandma;

2) he's unemployed, what a wrinkle-picker

3) I love your wrinkle-pickers: so 80's

by arui March 19, 2009

Wrinkly1993

He is a fucking cunt rs player that thinks he owns, feel free to spam him out.

wrinkly1993 sucks cocks for a living

by Aidan Crawford January 3, 2009

Wrinkle Winks

The wrinkles on one's anus that resembles crow's feet when someone winks... only on your buthole

Man, my wrinkle winks are itchy from whipping my ass with that Poison Oak.

by Pat the Plant January 6, 2011

Wrinkle Wagon

When a young individual achieves a level of inebriation that leads them to believe it is acceptable to receive alternate transportation with intent to fornicate with the elderly.

Holy shit Mike, I can't believe you got a ride home and banged Ethel last night... She's like 89! You could've called a cab, but you chose to ride the Wrinkle Wagon.

by Duval Possum February 20, 2011

Wruncle

The member of your family most likely to engage younger family members in inappropriate games, touching, or molestation. Also can be verbed. Origins lie in the combining of wrong and uncle.

-Johnny's walking funny today from what must have been a fierce-some wruncling last night.

-You don't want to leave the little ones alone around Wruncle Paul.

by Rant7 September 11, 2011

Wrunny

A combination of the words "Wrong" and "Funny," commonly used to describe a raunchy or tasteless joke.

I really did not need to hear that joke about Kevin's mom's green underpants; man that was just too wrunny!

by shannonpaw October 5, 2011