Get a Wong up ya

In reference to unsavory women, telling them to get a dildo into them.

Woman: You're pretty fine why don't we hang out sometime?
Man: Get a Wong up ya!

by Laurin May 4, 2008

Trouble in Wong-a-Long

A really stupid movie made by Boon Films where morons go chase some villian named Horngrat around a town, and make foos out of themselves.

"My IQ dropped after watching Trouble in Wong-a-Long"

by Horngrat September 18, 2003

Ted Wong Racing Team

A Racing Team and also the creator of the famous Twonga turbo.
The Ted Wong Racing Team was established in 1998 by Ted Wong and his brother Man Wong.
(Note: Man Wong is only partially cool)

Its GO GO GO at the 2005 Bathurst 1000! The Ted Wong Racing Holden is leading at the first corner!

*several hours pass*

The Ted Wong Racing Team Holden takes the checkered flag here at the 2005 Bathurst 1000 after an amazing race which had the Ted Wong Racing Holden leading by 30 minutes at one point!
PHENOMENAL!!

by Ted_Wong June 19, 2006

Big dong Wong shong

A massive black cock

Ur moms a big dong Wong shong

by Big dick pussy wank reach arou April 23, 2019

Two Wongs don't make a White

Also : Too Rongs don't make a Write, Two Wongs don't make a Wright, Two Wongs don't make a rice, etc.
This is a stereotypical+thick Asian accent of the sentence "Two wrongs don't make a white".

Two Wongs don't make a White, because they have Wong as their surname.
If the baby is of White family, it means the baby is not theirs. Full stop.

by Shiine-1 February 22, 2022

Two wongs don't make a white

Dry stupid joke humor rip off of another saying two wrongs don't make a right. The joke is two Chinese people (the Wongs) if they had a child together, will not produce a white child.

This Asian comic told the stupidest joke, "two wongs don't make a white", and nobody laughed.

by cpetkunas July 5, 2020

wong tong poddle dip

Something that a total idiot says when he has nothing better to do with his life. Usually a good indication that someone needs to develop some maturity and/or conversational skills (probably both).

Joe: "Wong Tong Poddle Dip!"
Mike: "Uhh dude... get a life"

by 11001000/11011/111 February 27, 2011