Wocket

Pistol or also known as glock

There's a wocket in my pocket.

by Iffy uh stiffy uh November 25, 2018

Wock

A type of cough syrup containing Promethazine and Codiene. It is used in drinks for its seducive effects; but still its not considered a drug

I TOOK THE WOCK TO POLAND

-LIL YACHTY

by Lil' yacht October 12, 2022

wonce

An alternate spelling for "once".

Jane Ellen spelled "once" w-o-n-c-e in the spelling bee.

by Anonymous September 16, 2003

Willy Wonka

(n)- To give a blowjob so great your larynx is filled with semen. The dick itself ruptures a hole in your pharynx and before you know it you start talking like Mariah Carey after her tonsel surgery.
(n)- A strong symbolic character from the movies Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The remake with Johnny Depp was hailed by fans and critics alike.

1.) Jimmy gave Tina a Willy Wonka. A day later she was talking through a voice box.

2.) Willy Wonka was portrayed by Johnny Depp in the 2006 remake of Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory.

by John Kellis Fernando January 5, 2007

Willy Wonka

Willy Wonka is a low-life, messed up individual who stays in his home for years on end figuring out ways to lure children into his "factory" and help them live there forever with him and his Oompa sex slaves. On one occassion he sent out 5 gold tickets to random children. Two of which were girls so he sent them home right away. One who was a little on the chubby side and knew it be hard to drag him around on his sex leash. The two last ones were perfect. Small and innocent. He smothered one because he was annoying and kidnapped the other named Charlie due to him being poor and nobody cared about him. Willy Wonka should die but nobody does anything about him because when he is done with the children he makes delicious candy out of them.

Kid 1: Hey did you get a Gold Ticket for Willy Wonka this year?

Kid 2: No, I did last year though.

Kid 1: HOW WAS IT?

Kid 2: Let's just say I couldn't walk afterwards and my butt hurt a lot.

Kid 1: I know I can't wait.... wait what?

by GiggityGoo69 January 17, 2011

wocked

Something (or someone) that fails to perform to expectations - a bit shonky, dodgy, shaky or wobbly. Not very good. Origins circa late 1980's in Central Queensland.

That bicycle wheel has buckled so much that it is wocked!

My boat trip to shore was totally wocked as I became sea sick!

by doug1ness November 13, 2011

wonkets

The favorite food of every British person.

I will go enjoy some wonkets with my jolly friends!

Tea and wonkets; all part of a balanced British diet!

Those uncultured swine in America will never enjoy our beautiful wonkets!

by tom.van November 30, 2009