by Ieidudidud November 13, 2021
Get the Wizard cookiemug. by max baldwin January 23, 2023
Get the invisible wizardmug. Sesh wizards are essentially Gods of sessions. They have progressed from passing round a single joint to taking stronger drugs such as heroin, and are always looking to rope in some unknowing people further down the sesh hierarchy into their illegal business. They are usually the leaders of the session as they are so experienced, sometimes abandoning parts of their life to further their addiction.
We don't say they're junkies, but they really are.
We don't say they're junkies, but they really are.
Person 1- Dude, there's a group of junkies taking heroin behind that dumpster!
Person 2- Don't call them that, they prefer to be called sesh wizards.
Person 2- Don't call them that, they prefer to be called sesh wizards.
by Communizm April 4, 2017
Get the sesh wizardmug. When you and your boy both ear fuck a girl. She is now the deaf wizard, can't hear due to the penises in her ears, but is levitating.
by Dongdong69 February 19, 2020
Get the deaf wizardmug. The most watched movie of all time. "The Wizard of Oz", released in 1939, is one of the most enduring family films of all time. It's a must see movie for all ages. It is a film that should be on everyone's bucket list, even though it's highly unlikely there is anyone over the age of 1 yr old that hasn't seen this amazing movie.
by Siskel/Ebert July 1, 2023
Get the Wizard of Ozmug. This is a game to be played when someone puts together a party for the drinking game Wisest Wizard.
Requirements: A party full of guys playing Wisest Wizard, 3-5 men that would rather do anything else, and approximately five attractive women for each of the 3-5 men.
Rules: As Wisest Wizard commences and all of the other men begin to build their staves and speak in wizard rhetoric and get drunker and drunker, the participants in Wizard's Folly will begin approaching the attractive women of the party with the phrase 'Can you believe these fags?'. They will then have fifty words or less to convince the woman to go bang in the bathroom or any other bang-friendly quarters. For every word past fifty they speak in attempting to convince the woman, they must take a drink.
Boss Fighting: For every fifth word past the first fifty that the participant speaks, he must punch himself in the balls. If he fails to do this, another Wizard's Folly participant is allowed to do this for him. Any explanation as to boss fighting rules given to the woman is subject to the normal past-fifty-word rules. If the participant chooses to pursue another woman, his word count resets.
Winning: The first participant to successfully bang a woman from the party while still adhering to all of the rules of Wizard's Folly, wins, although really everyone that had the sense or bearing to refuse to participate in Wisest Wizard in the first place is a winner.
Requirements: A party full of guys playing Wisest Wizard, 3-5 men that would rather do anything else, and approximately five attractive women for each of the 3-5 men.
Rules: As Wisest Wizard commences and all of the other men begin to build their staves and speak in wizard rhetoric and get drunker and drunker, the participants in Wizard's Folly will begin approaching the attractive women of the party with the phrase 'Can you believe these fags?'. They will then have fifty words or less to convince the woman to go bang in the bathroom or any other bang-friendly quarters. For every word past fifty they speak in attempting to convince the woman, they must take a drink.
Boss Fighting: For every fifth word past the first fifty that the participant speaks, he must punch himself in the balls. If he fails to do this, another Wizard's Folly participant is allowed to do this for him. Any explanation as to boss fighting rules given to the woman is subject to the normal past-fifty-word rules. If the participant chooses to pursue another woman, his word count resets.
Winning: The first participant to successfully bang a woman from the party while still adhering to all of the rules of Wizard's Folly, wins, although really everyone that had the sense or bearing to refuse to participate in Wisest Wizard in the first place is a winner.
A Round Of Wizard's Folly:
'Can you believe these fags?'
'Don't say fag, that's really offensive.'
'Not for me, I'm gay.'
'Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I've been on edge all night since my friend invited me to this party full of guys that are clearly all future sex offenders.'
'Want to go bang in the bathroom?'
'Can you believe these fags?'
'Don't say fag, that's really offensive.'
'Not for me, I'm gay.'
'Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I've been on edge all night since my friend invited me to this party full of guys that are clearly all future sex offenders.'
'Want to go bang in the bathroom?'
by themadstork March 26, 2010
Get the Wizard's Follymug. Person 1: "Bro do you fuck with the Wiz Khalifa song 'Black and Yellow?'"
Person 2: "Bro... I LOVE Wizard California!! That's a great song"
Person 1: "Wizard California?? Is that his full name or something? What the fuck!"
Person 2: "Yes, you must not be a real fan of the wizard then."
Person 2: "Bro... I LOVE Wizard California!! That's a great song"
Person 1: "Wizard California?? Is that his full name or something? What the fuck!"
Person 2: "Yes, you must not be a real fan of the wizard then."
by Rockwell Rogers May 22, 2023
Get the Wizard Californiamug.