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Wiffle fiction

When cousins make up shit about a fictional family Wiffle Ball game where the Lord of K’s, the oldest cousin, the master of gong clang, the ultimate curve wizard, the downward draft doink,…somehow gives up a dinger on the Ocean City beach, to a cousin that has always been only aloud to fetch foul balls and other errant balls in the dunes.

It never happened. It’s fucking family fiction.
“Fucking Damon and Fran keep spewing Wiffle fiction about an imaginary game in Ocean City in like 2007….when The Maestro of Crooked Slurves was at his peak performance and a potential selection for the US Olympic Wiffle Ball Team. Steve did not stick a wicked Whammy over the wall and was surely sat down by a gonk of the gong sitting in the beach chair.

Knock this shit off- stop dreaming- show the damn tapes if this happened or get your assess to the beach to run a little reenactment of the alledged story - 14 years ago.

Complete Horse-shit!”
by No Tango and no Cash January 24, 2024
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Having your wits about you; aware and intelligent about one's surroundings.
"Rafael is a very witful person. He's like a cat!"
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Withfour

One of the words used in the meaning of EXIT (Eternal Algebra Class Withfour), an elimination place in BFB
Four: 8-Ball, you are going to Eternal Algebra Class Withfour!
8-Ball: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Wiff

Wiff is a term you use when a move, situation, person, outfit, food, attack or negativity doesn’t effect, hit, doesn’t work, doesn’t impact you or is just a bad mistake.
Them: have you heard what people been saying about you?

You: that shit wiff
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WTFFFFFF

What the freaking fucked fucktarded fucking fuckingly-fuck what actually it is just a stronger version of the original classic wtf.
Your mom : WTFFFFFF HAVE YOU DONE TO MY MAKEUP TOOLS?!?!?!
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Wiff Off

When Two Complete Retards On Opposing Teams who Miss Every Single Bullet on each other And End Up in an awkward standoff of getting yelled at by their team while reloading.
Those two fucks just missed every shot! There having a wiff off
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