Weird Monkey Shit

strange happening of any material thing with no explanation of why it happened

The machine started on its own with no one in the cab,thats some weird monkey shit.

by Joe Showbowski October 16, 2009

Weirdon

To get an erection from non-sexual/strange/unusual stimulii.

Playing scrabble always gave John a huge weirdon.

erection weird hardon scrabble

by drhooss February 8, 2015

weird counting relationship

When you and bae or a friend keep track of how much you owe one another, down to the penny, no matter how long you've known eachother

Person 1: What's taking those two so long to pay?
Person 2: I think they have a weird counting relationship.

by irok720 May 3, 2016

weird arm

When you're laying in bed, most likely with your boo, & your arm is either under or around them & it's awkward or going numb. &/ or your boo could be lying on their own arm strangely so that you can be super close. You'd say "babe can we move, I've got weird arm".

I love spooning you, but can we switch? I've got weird arm.

by LinZ-eee August 13, 2016

weird fish

someone who does entirely moronic things, but means well

Yah, so this guy i'm no longer seeing sends me flowers for valentine's day.. he's such a weird fish

by weepeas February 14, 2017

Weird

Weird Makes weird faces and acts like a complete idiot around friends and usually don't know how to function kind of like me by the way I am explaining my self and other people.

Normal person:Aren't those two girls/boys weirdwhen they are together.
Other person:Yeah they are weird .

by Calli Jo May 25, 2017

Weird Boner

The instance where a person gets an erection figuratively or literally over an unusual circumstance or over a fictional character

The other day when I watched Return of the Jedi, Slave Leia gave me a weird boner. -or- That prime rib I ate was so delicious, it gave me a weird boner.

by Wade Poole July 23, 2018