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To get an erection from non-sexual/strange/unusual stimulii.
Playing scrabble always gave John a huge weirdon.

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Weirdon by drhooss February 8, 2015
Words you can keep
n. what occurs when something weird is happening and you just can't keep it contained.
"Dude! You just gave me the biggest weirdon!"
weirdon by rye won't you? July 19, 2005
someone who is different from everybody else, but that's okay because they're being themselves and they aren't like the fake bitches you see these days
It's okay to be a weirdo
And if someone tells you otherwise...
Tell them to shove a cactus up there ass
weirdo by Retardeling January 18, 2015

Weirdouche 

1) Simply stated, it is a term you call a person who is both a weirdo and a douche.

2) A variation of your typical douche - he uses old cartoon characters’ quotes to pickup or woo women with “matching fashion victim” clothes.

3) A man who spins tall tales that are ridiculously fictitious.
Weirdouche whispers softly to a girl "Cara mia" (like Gomez in the Adams Family) he then proceeds to kiss her hand.

Weirdouche talking to a 18-year golf veteran, "My handicap? 2 under par. Yeah, and I've only been playing golf for 3 years"

Weirdouche wearing paint stylized pants - "My pants? I was painting. These are paint splatters, they aren't part of the pants."
Weirdouche by vat69 October 19, 2010
Someone with nothing better to do than rate definitions on Urban Dictionary
Weirdo by James299 July 26, 2016
Someone who is too real for reality and doesn't give a crap about what other people think
She always wears tie-dies and does summer salts. She is such a weirdo at heart.
weirdo by a bro June 25, 2015
The word weirdo is a harsh word that others use to make fun of people. It can also be used as a joke or sarcasm
“omg Macey is such a weirdo, I can’t stand her.”
Weirdo by Truthfull person August 8, 2018
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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