Weenie Kisses

A polite way to refer to a blow job. Usually summoned by shaking thys weenie at the maiden.

Tom used to get weenie kisses on football Sunday, after getting married Tom only gets breakfast burritos on football Sunday...

by JAzDub March 11, 2018

weenie wank

Someone who is a mean person, often being rude. They are disrespectful and can't control it.

"Hey man! Don't invite him, he's a weenie wank!"

by ChickenBlueCat January 7, 2017

weenie war

An intense battle waged by rival gaggles of Doodle Bangers. This war is fought with flaccid weenies as each Doodle Banger thrusts their hips violently towards their opponents helicoptering their Male organs, attempting to batter their opponents until climax is achieved.

Doodle Banger#1: Man I'm sore, that weenie war was so intense I think I dislocated my sphincter.

by Flaccid Doodlebanger January 20, 2020

beanie weenie

The top part of a beanie that doesn’t touch your head.

Hey, did you know most beanies have a weenie?
What’s a beanie weenie?
Duh, the top part of a beanie that doesn’t touch your head.
Oh yeah, I know!!

by bella🤪🤪 March 4, 2020

L Weenie

The description of a males genitalia size that is six inches or longer

Hey John, doc just told me that having an L Weenie over the size of 14 is unhealthy and that i should seek medical attention.

by Dr. BigPeen September 9, 2020

Weenie Bender

A tight "brief" style men's swimsuit, like those worn in swimming competitions. The shape and size of the man's penis is visible and typically looks bent.

We went to the water park and there was a group of guys all wearing weenie benders.

by pisforpaul September 1, 2013

L7 Weenie

Jett Bond

That man’s an L7 weenie!

Yeah he does remind me of Jett Bond

by TayKayFourtySeven May 31, 2022