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Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties

Noun: Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties is the seven grandad of porno video games (yes retards of the interweb those actually #existed) and it is a faggy shitmix of what you would expect 80s attempt emulate pornhub. Plumbers Don’t Wear ties was an epic fail and nearly bankrupted its creator just like 2 girls one cup game ended it’s creator. Thanks to its failure no more shitty porn games were released to horny teens.
Jacob: Yo glen you ever heard of Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties?

Glen: Only pedophiles and bitches play that game.
by ThyTrueWhorelord July 5, 2019
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Boba Fett Wear and Tear

Evidence of use around the edges of any painted metallic object.
look at the dints and scrapes on my fender! That's some real boba fett wear and tear on it!
by Dancin Dude November 21, 2010
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Three day active wear

"When one is on a bender for three days while wearing the same clothes and still looking fresh."
Friend: "Nice clothes bro, I saw you wearing them yesterday"

Joe: "Yo man I am on a bender and I am still looking better than you while wearing my three day active wear."
by JoeTiff June 5, 2009
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National wear merch day

October 20th is national wear merch day. This day means if you bought merch from a rapper or YouTuber or anything.. this is the day you should wear any of that stuff! It doesn’t matter who or what it is just as long as it merch. Go crazy with it if you have to! Make is not match if you have you just wear that merch!!!!!!!
Dude tomorrow is national wear merch day. wear you’re David dobrik hoodie!!
by David tomorrow October 15, 2018
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who wears the chastity belt

Refers to a person in a relationship who doesn't "put out." Typically it is a woman who does not want to have sex even in a committed relationship, but it can also refer to a guy not pleasing his woman or not committed to the relationship.
Dude: Man, my girl totally refuses to have sex with me.
Dude's Friend: Well we know who wears the chastity belt in the relationship!
by XonyMudd July 24, 2010
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Real Men Wear Pink

a marketing ploy phrase used by retail conglomerates to print on baby pink t-shirts/hoodies so young males with no identity can reassure themselves and indifferent bypassers of his own miniscule and suffering masculinity.

a mindset or cheesy quip to explain away the regret/buried shame of why you ever purchased that hideous pink polo in the first place and are actually wearing it.
Friend: Eww man! What's with the shirt? You look like gay Pepto Bismol.
Self-righteous fashion victim: Real Men Wear Pink! humph.
by loveandfirearms August 25, 2005
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