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I don't want to ruin our friendship 

Zip it up. I won't fuck you.
Can I just stick it in a little? I'm so horny!

I'd let you, but I don't want to ruin our friendship.

what do you want a cookie? 

PERSON 1: I FINISHED MY LAPS FIRST!
PERSON 2: cool. What do you want a cookie??

i want to fuck 

I am so horny right now I want to fuck you
i want to fuck by Fonzie99 May 17, 2021

I'm sorry, want a cookie? 

A phrase said in response to a completely pointless story in which one bitches about something nobody cares about.

Can be said either extremely and obviously sarcastically or with extreme concern. Both methods are fairly effective in making the victim look like a fag.
1. Stupid bitch's facebook status that's just looking for attention: Oh my god, I'm so ugly, my boyfriend hates me, my life sucks!

Any normal person: I'm sorry, want a cookie?

2. *Person rambles on 5 minutes about pointless story of how their life sucks*

Me: I'm sorry, want a cookie?

I Want To Be Tracer 

A good song that came out on youtube that was enjoyable and fulfilling . The original name of the song is called No Mercy then a tik tok weeb decided to listen to the song and then make a meme about it. The meme started blowing up after spooky meme month and during No Nut November November 7th i believe . The meme got annoying and no one is playing overwatch now because of it now people are taking tracer from actual Tracer mains is so stupid i'm done with that meme
I Want To Be Tracer

Maybe I'll be Tracer
I'm already Tracer
What about Widowmaker?
I'm already Widowmaker
I'll be Bastion
Nerf Bastion
You're right. So, Winston
I wanna be Winston
I guess I'll be Genji
I'm already Genji
Then I'll be McCree
I already chose McCree
I have an idea
What's your idea?
You should be...
I'm not gonna be Mercy

no shut the fuck up i have an idea and we are going to do it how about we drop this shit and play no limits
NO LIMITS!!!! so you can go as manny tracers as you fucking want!!!!!

"i want your babies" 

term used to express great attraction or friendship with another person; a compliment.
See Natasha Bedingfield's: "I wanna have your babies"
(in no way a CREEPY suggestion.. unless said to a stranger.. don't try that.)
Janey: "Hey, Jilly, "I want your babies"."
Jilly: "LOL I love you, too."
(Does not in any way affect/ determine sexuality of speaker)

Can be used to say:
I want you, bebeh
I love you
You're my friend
I have a crush on him/her (I want his/her babies)
(usually said by girls.. it's less creepy)

Also can:
interrupt an akward silence.. akwardly
"i want your babies" by smelly jane December 11, 2007