Walnut

1.) A fat or large person.

2.) A woman that your unsure if pregnant or not.

" John looks like a damn walnut."

"Is kelly pregnant? she looks like a walnut.

by stormmmm >xD March 27, 2024

walnutthenut

a femboy

"walnutthenut" is a femboy

by jamaljaquaviusjones April 21, 2024

Walnutport Diamond Fire Co.

A group of schizofrenic pedophile fire fighters who wrap the town up in small community activities until the citizens come in different numbers where small groups are studied and then cornered for the firefighters to molest and terrorise. For every new child corrupted a new childs toy or clothing item from a baby is left out in the street for passerbys on the road to w t f at and feel uncomfortable. Over the years there have been nickeloidean toys, car bears, childrens clothing placed strategically on the road in a very delicate fashion. There are gory rumors that the judges even play along in this fantasy turned reality of disturbing whole peaceful communities and going to further disturb the towns people.

Walnutport Diamond Fire Co. has not had any arrests on their molesters unlike the several up in the next town with similar mailing address zip.

Walnutport Diamond Fire Co. has a bunch of goofy looking guys. I wonder why childrens clothing and dead animal body parts are thrown all over the street again.

by Ok ew October 31, 2025

Wizzy Walnuts

Fake edition of 'Wizzy Peanuts'

Thas so wizzy pea- wizzy walnuts.... foo.

by Sazzanmand May 2, 2006

Glazed Walnuts

A sex term referring to when a large group of males - humans or otherwise - ejaculate into the mouth of an individual (always human). One male then dips his testicles into the foaming mouth of the recipient, creating the glazed walnuts.

Dude 1: "Broh, last night was wild - I got glazed walnuts! Me and Jonny and Johnny and John all came in Karen's mouth."
Dude 2: "Brah, that's disgusting...you have to get glazed walnuts from a human! Karen is a bonobo, remember?"

by Whiteguys January 2, 2015

Pocket Walnut

When you but so hard it tears a hole in your pants and fills your pocket

Boug pocket walnuted after 10 seconds.

by Shaggy babe May 6, 2016

Filthy walnut

When a women puts dirty nuts in her mouth.

Oh my god I can't believe I ate that filthy walnut!

by Pecan sandie August 5, 2016