Sleepy waffle

When you blow your load in your lady, wait for her to fall asleep, and pour maple syrup into her and lick it out

Give that bitch a sleepy waffle, birches love a sleepy waffle!

by Magnificentbastard007 February 26, 2021

Waffle Whore

When you take the girl you just slept with to Waffle House the next day.

Then she becomes a waffle whore.

by Ren007 May 31, 2009

shower waffle

When you shit in the shower and then push the shit through the drain, giving it the vague waffle resemblance.

Dude i had to shit so bad i couldn't even leave the shower, i had to cook a shower waffle

by Harry Stephenson November 22, 2016

Waffle house

A dinning establishment that doubles as a shooting range

“Hey want to go to the Waffle House “
Nah nigga I don’t want to get shot

by Tf-A-pseudonym May 30, 2018

Greasy Waffle

The art of crapping on a woman's chest and flattening it with a tennis racket and ejaculating into the squares.

I'd love to do a greasy waffle with your mom

by TheMan626 April 10, 2015

Waffle Crunch

A poor kid's jizz

I'm a waffle crunch all up in this bitch!

by Kupdoggyshag February 23, 2009

giant waffle

A bigger version of a waffle which you chant in the mirror three times (big waffle, big waffle, big waffle) to summon out of the waffle dimension. A man once said " always wash your hands after you crap" and that is how the legend of the giant waffle started. But never summon it without maple syrup because if you do it will make the giant waffle taste really bad.

I was just devoured by the extremely dangerous giant waffle that isn't fake at all!

by Senorsuckmymeatballs March 19, 2017