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Sleepy waffle

When you blow your load in your lady, wait for her to fall asleep, and pour maple syrup into her and lick it out
Give that bitch a sleepy waffle, birches love a sleepy waffle!
by Magnificentbastard007 February 26, 2021
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Waffle Whore

When you take the girl you just slept with to Waffle House the next day.
Then she becomes a waffle whore.
by Ren007 May 31, 2009
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shower waffle

When you shit in the shower and then push the shit through the drain, giving it the vague waffle resemblance.
Dude i had to shit so bad i couldn't even leave the shower, i had to cook a shower waffle
by Harry Stephenson November 22, 2016
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Waffle house

“Hey want to go to the Waffle House
Nah nigga I don’t want to get shot
by Tf-A-pseudonym May 30, 2018
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Greasy Waffle

The art of crapping on a woman's chest and flattening it with a tennis racket and ejaculating into the squares.
I'd love to do a greasy waffle with your mom
by TheMan626 April 10, 2015
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Waffle Crunch

A poor kid's jizz
by Kupdoggyshag February 23, 2009
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giant waffle

A bigger version of a waffle which you chant in the mirror three times (big waffle, big waffle, big waffle) to summon out of the waffle dimension. A man once said " always wash your hands after you crap" and that is how the legend of the giant waffle started. But never summon it without maple syrup because if you do it will make the giant waffle taste really bad.
I was just devoured by the extremely dangerous giant waffle that isn't fake at all!
by Senorsuckmymeatballs March 19, 2017
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