wowzer 

An amazing penis for whatever reason

"wow check out that porn stars wowzer he's packing some meat"

wowzer by smyden June 30, 2005

WoWzer 

Receiving oral sex while participating in the World Of Warcraft community. Its a little trick but when put to the test.... only the few can accomplish this crazy task!

C-dog recieved a bangin' WoWzer from E-dog!!!

WoWzer by Hotness carl August 23, 2007

Wowzers! 

An exclamation that is a surrogate for wow, but with a little more enthusiasm.

Ronald McDonald's: Wanna Big Mac lil' , kid?
Kid: Wowzers! It's free?
R. MCD: Yeah, kid! It's totally FREE!

Wowzers! by Taveouster May 10, 2018

maui-wowee

a man proud of his small stature and small dick(if you can call it one)....sucks at life, most of all poker and always backs losing teams

leave it to maui-wowee to fold on a full house ace high

maui-wowee by Villa February 16, 2005

Sham-wowed 

The Act of slapping someone in the face with a handful of seamen. This is often done in retaliation by women who have been gizzed on witout warning by their partners.

Jen's handjob was so good I busted all over her tits. She got mad, whiped it up with her hand, and sham-wowed me right across the face.

Sham-wowed by HollaGiiirl March 28, 2009

wodie 

sperm

if you take a hot bath, man, it takes out ur wodies for a couple of weeks

wodie by techkai October 2, 2003

Wowzers my guy 

A phrase used by Destery Smith in his video Soulja Boy:The Best A Man Can Be?, Used in the beginning of a sentence.

Destery: *yawns* Wowzers my guy, I am craving a huge Penis today...

Wowzers my guy by AndiAvocado September 8, 2019