Vulture

A wanker who hides in the background waiting to pounce on a friends women any little opportunity they get

Ima curb stomp that little vulture

by Fhhhggggf January 3, 2020

Traffic Vulture

British slang for traffic wardens who prey on innocent citizens especially when they only parked up for a few minutes. This often has a wider effect on society than people may realise.

Citizen: I only pulled up for a minute to drop a bag off at the charity shop and a swarm of traffic vultures came to my car. Now I'm going to have to pay £100 to line Croydon Council's pockets!

by Hugh Woat Meigh November 16, 2020

joke vulture

When you tell someone a joke you made up and then they start telling it and say they made it up

Wyatts a joke vulture every joke I've ever told him he's stolen

by Pimpin' Ryan May 3, 2017

toke vulture

Noun. Someone who socializes with people only when they're smoking weed, inviting themselves and pretending to be a friend, but only interested in getting high for free.

Here comes Larry, he can smell weed from a mile away. Don't give that POS any; he's a toke vulture.

by bobistheowl October 15, 2017

You people are vultures

A phrase used to describe a group of people roasting you to make everyone think you won.

Guy 1: Hey, remember when you...
Guy 2: Yeah man, you're such a hypocrite!
Guy 3: Oh my god, you people are vultures!

by Agent-Cash November 29, 2017

Vulture

A guy who circles you or shadows you at a party waiting to grab you for a dance or "come in for the kill". A vulture is usually creepy or a pervert who doesn't even ask permission to touch you befpre doing so.

*girls dancing at a party*
Friend: "watch out girl there is a vulture behind you"
Friend: OMG thanks *moves away from creepy guy standing behind her*

by Genettt March 10, 2017

Autograph vulture

A person who bothers and hounds celebrities for autographs just to sell online. Often times an autograph vulture will camp out near a venue where the celebrity is working or lives with several items to be signed. This person is often times not a fan of the celebrity and has little respect for the fans in the same vicinity.

Fan: I wanted to meet my favorite singer but these autograph vultures pushed ahead and asked for 6 albums to be signed and he didn't have time for me.

by MetalliStripe June 9, 2016