Visual PHD

When a person thinks they have a doctorate in a subject because they've seen it on TV or in a movie.

Bill:"Did you know the moon is the size of a quarter?"

Ted:"What are you talking about?"

Bill: "Yeah, I saw it on a documentary on conspiracy theories last night."

Ted:"Oh, you think you've got a Visual PHD..."

by albinorineo August 9, 2010

Visual Nag

An unspoken look of disapproval for a non-action or incomplete task

I had one cigarette in 5 hours even though I’d agreed to quit after 40 years of smoking … My partner saw me enjoying a smoke and gave me such a Visual Nag!

by ATF001 September 23, 2021