Village Cricket

Cricket that is for ametures that don’t know much about cricket. Can be forced to play it by parents that think they are doing nothing all day. Usually a bit of banter is used. Common banter include “More dots than a Dalmatian boys!”, “Big swing no ding lads!”, “He’s just like a doughnut! All edge and no middle!”, “He’s swinging more than a dunny door on curry night boys!”, and a typical Aussie one, “Send the bails to New South Wales!”.

Village Cricket bowler bowls a crap ball:

Batsman: *swings at ball wide outside off stump*

Usually keeper: “HE’S SWINGING MORE THAN A DUNNY DOOR ON CURRY NIGHT BOYS!”

by Edaboy14 November 12, 2020

vilardly

Something that is disgusting and unappealing to the extent that it's funny.

Look at that guy with sketchers on, what a vilardly human being.

by el salvatoré October 14, 2021

villacord

The best discord server in existence. Very entertaining. #general-chat the best chat

Hey you’re in Villacord?
Me too! That place is 🔥

by This-Is-A-Username December 16, 2021

scran village

a place where there is scran readily available. could be a restaurant, fast food, mall etc.

"scran village anyone?"
"yeah sure i want some eats, lets go"

by sheerkhan March 2, 2009

broadmoor village

smallest town ever. right next to daly city and colma in the nor cal area. with the strictest police force in california. no one seems to leave here.

"Yo, put that shit away broadmoor village police are rollin down the hill."

by cheeba-ness October 24, 2009

taupe village

The blandest of the bland-looking modern subdivisions. There are no trees, and every house looks nearly identical, painted in some varying shade of beige or brown.

Mr. Pine wanted to paint his house purple, but he couldn't - he lives in a taupe village!

by Natalee1972 July 12, 2011

bum village

A large group of bums living underneath a bridge or overpass.

Dude, check out that bum village it's huge!

by pretty buffalo June 14, 2014