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Cricket that is for ametures that don’t know much about cricket. Can be forced to play it by parents that think they are doing nothing all day. Usually a bit of banter is used. Common banter include “More dots than a Dalmatian boys!”, “Big swing no ding lads!”, “He’s just like a doughnut! All edge and no middle!”, “He’s swinging more than a dunny door on curry night boys!”, and a typical Aussie one, “Send the bails to New South Wales!”.
Village Cricket bowler bowls a crap ball:
Batsman: *swings at ball wide outside off stump*
Usually keeper: “HE’S SWINGING MORE THAN A DUNNY DOOR ON CURRY NIGHT BOYS!”
Batsman: *swings at ball wide outside off stump*
Usually keeper: “HE’S SWINGING MORE THAN A DUNNY DOOR ON CURRY NIGHT BOYS!”
by Edaboy14 November 12, 2020
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