Upper Deck

oh man!!! its so funny!! i wanna do yours! (please)

(to be song in a heavy metal mosh way)

I’m going out tonight, to waste another site, I’m laughing in delight

Dark now is the sky, I’m sure your asking why, that I make the janitors cry!

Your house is my next stop, I open up the top, and leave another plop!

Got no time to wipe, I’m rolling with the hype, Ohh man this one’s ripe.

Upper Deck! Upper Deck

LOL It’s a wreck

Upper Deck Upper Deck

Just put the tidy bowl man in check!

One more house to do, I got some more to poo, I’m captain kangaroo

But this aint make believe, no trolleys up my sleeve, your tank is filled as I leave.

Yah it makes a mess, but it alleviates my stress, now gimme your boss’s address

He’ll have a souvenir, as I drink up my last beer, then I disappear.

Upper Deck! Upper Deck

LOL It’s a wreck

Upper Deck Upper Deck

Just put the tidy bowl man in check!

by Blitzd July 06, 2004

upper ninety

the most extreme, ultimate lipper and dipper possible; instructions: take a fat ass dipper and stick into your upper lipper.

Lippers and Dippers, and Slippers and Flippers......Upper Ninety

by phisharmy December 03, 2003

beater-upper

An organism who hurts others of its kind. Usually is stupid.

"You big fat beater-upper!"

by Me October 13, 2003

fixer upper

A fixer upper is a person who fixes houses. Sometimes they work for companies and sometimes on they’re own. These people work on houses, even apartments.

I had to call a fixer upper to work on the roof.

by habloepona January 10, 2019

upper krummer

<v> The act of shitting in the water tank of a toilet while at the same time recieving oral sex.

Matt thought it would be funny to upper deck Alex's toilet, but when his boyfriend Tori heard about it, he decided an upper krummer was in order.

by Enzo - K March 10, 2007

one upper

a person who has to have or do things better than the person they come in contact with.

stacy just bought a newer cell phone than us, she is totally a one upper.

by hahahaha September 06, 2003

upper dumpling

when a man sits on the top of a toilet with his feet on the seat and a woman licks his ass while he strokes his cock-and-balls.

Baby, last night when u gave me that upper dumpling, did u taste corn?

by Mols the truth June 13, 2007