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Mike Tyson is an ear eater! He eats REAL elephant ears for breakfast!
When Mike Tyson fought Holyfield, he proved to be NR8R!
by Gregg Brady July 25, 2006
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TYSO

Derogatory term used for someone who thinks they are a know it all. Occasionally also taking their shirt off to impress the same or opposite gender despite the fact that they have nothing to show.
Grayson is such a TYSO when females come around.
by series1000 December 14, 2008
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mike tyson

when a guy eats out a girl & randomly out of nowhere bites her vagina.
Thomas pulled a mike tyson the other day.

Her vagina hurt because her boyfriend pulled a mike tyson.
by crazyychickk001 December 6, 2010
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Tyson Chandler

-noun

1. A largely over-rated basketball player who plays for the New York Knicks. 2011 Defensive Player of the Year, even though his defense is mostly mediocre. No offensive threat at all.

-verb

2. The act of missing a wide-open alley-oop dunk.
Fan 1: Did you see Javale McGee miss all of those wide-open dunks last night?
Fan 2: No, but I saw him totally Tyson Chandler one a few weeks ago. What a loser!
by Lakers Fan December 26, 2012
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Tyse

a term for a male that has to earn pussy from his girlfriend or wife, more likely when the male has a micropenis. The most common example of this is 40 minutes of rug munching with no reward at the end.
male 1:Hey did you hear about Tyson the other day? male 2: no what happened? male 1: he licked his girlfriends pussy for 2 hours straight to try and earn his pussy, saw him this morning his jaw is dragging along the floor. male 2: oh shit he has done a proper "Tyse" there.
by mattybaba September 5, 2020
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tyson

he will steal ur shit and hock ur life.

"look at that dog cunt he is such a Tyson"
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Tyslexia

Typing a word backwards or rearranging the words with out realizing. The typing form of dyslexia
The girl had such bad Tyslexia, the teacher gave her an F on her paper and called it gibberish.
by Vikk Marcelino and Josie Farah January 18, 2009
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