Nicky two

A contraction of the phrase "Nicky two bags, one breakfast, no balls/train/16-25 railcard/sweets/shoes/life"; a person who has the inability to carry less than two bags when one would be more than sufficient, cannot eat a modestly sized greasy spoon breakfast and is unable to sustain life as he perpetually misses trains/train related merchandise.

"Hey Guys, Nicky two bags, one breakfast, no balls/train/16-25 railcard/sweets/shoes/life is a major douchebag for missing out on BOT"

by Johnny Nobags June 19, 2009

Gayble for Two

Term for 2 gay men having a meal together in a restaurant

"Yes Gents, I have a lovely gayble for two over there by the window"

by MBKryn May 9, 2010

two wheelin'

to hit corners so hard in your car that your only riding on two wheels for that instant

man i was so fucked up last night that i was two wheelin' around every turn in the villager

by oscar breeder March 13, 2010

The Two Genders

A joke making fun of any oversimplified and/or inaccurate categorizations of people.

Incel: I hate Chads and Stacys
person 2: "the two genders"

by ALASKATHUNDERFUCKFIVETHOUSAND April 21, 2021

Two Dudes

Homosexual

"Man, that guy is two dudes."

by kidjones November 4, 2003

two-typing

Texting more than one person at a time, thus failing to give your undivided attention to either recipient.

That bastard was two-typing me and his mistress, then he got confused and called me his dirty bit on the side!

by Vizoneski February 6, 2017

two stogs

synonym to "peace out" as the two fingers in the air can be described as two stogs (cigarettes). Prevalent in the 90s in the San Francisco bay area.

Two stogs, I'm out of here.

by YayaG June 9, 2011