Twitter Wrong

A term used to express that someones understanding of a word, quote, event or issue has been wrapped away from reality by twitter.

The term came about in response to the tendency of twitter users to misinterpret things then spread that misinterpretation around like a game of telephone.

Eg 1.

"Man, this reporter is always twitter wrong"

by LemonySnickets July 18, 2020

twitter lawyer

a 14-year-old who is against cops in any situation and claims they are a lawyer or there parent is a lawyer usually has at least 2 emojis and BLM in their username and has there location as she/her

Twitter lawyer can be defined by this transcribed I found on the #BLM the context is shooting jay retweeted a cop tasing someone

☆⍣shootingjay✊🏿(BLM)
the cops can't do that my mother is a lawyer and I asked her she said they can't do that

by whllpers October 20, 2020

Twister wizard

When the female sucks the dick while twisting her hands up and down the cock handle.

Wow.. Babe, I didn't know you knew how to give that twister wizard.

by Poopiedoos696969 September 3, 2021

twitter link

Basically its mostly random disturbing shit, wich twitter allows to show. You copy and paste the link and watch it after that you regret your life choices and continue browsing.

A: “Have you seen this guy shoving a chair up his..”

B: Send twitter link
A: twitter.com/…

by brynooo December 17, 2021

Twitter honey

Twitter honey is a male (typically African American with dreads) posting selfies on twitter

"You seen that new twitter honey"
"You mean @TWENZEEZ?"

by B00tyeater January 5, 2023

The Twitter Twat

Term used by David Cameron to describe people engaging in frequent instantaneous communication on Twitter

Too many twits might make The Twitter Twat

by Paul Pontin July 31, 2009

Tail Twister

A person who spouts bullshit and lies to make friends. Also a person who takes stupid action to try to manipulate people, only for it to backfire and get them a punch in the face.

Danial: "I bet I could beat you at that easily"
Mikey & Benny: "Don't lie to make friends you damn Tail Twister"

by JimmyHedgehog February 10, 2010