Turf Derp

1. (v). When someone takes a noggin nose dive. 2. See Eat Shit. To mistakenly fall on one's face in an embarrassing or Derpish fashion.

My roommate threw me a goldfish snack and I missed it and totally turf derped on my bed.

He missed the soccer ball and totally turf derped.

I kicked the barstool out from under him and he turf derped so hard I snorked.

by Perry Springfield August 3, 2012

Surf & Turf

When a woman’s vagina smells like seafood, but looks like roast beef.

Person 1: So how’d it go with Janelle?
Person 2: It was alright I guess. I would’ve ate her out, but she had a surf & turf…

by SurfOnTurf May 20, 2023

Durf and turf

When you are grinding (durfing) and you give her the meat stick (turf)

Last night my girlfriend asked me for the durf and turf special.

Jim got really excited and gave her the durf and turf special.

by Durf king November 12, 2020

Surf and turf

Throwing up while taking a dump.

I was so sick last night, I had surf and turf.

by doubledump November 26, 2024

Turf

A person who’s a bitch and ugly and feeds of off other people’s personality and actions because them their self is insecure

Shut up you turf

Turf much

by tylerh8 January 31, 2021

Turf

A person who’s a bitch and ugly and feeds of off other people because they have no personality

Shut up you turf

by tylerh8 January 31, 2021

Turf n surf

After tackling an another player on the football field and looking down and seeing your erect penis out with turf burn all over it

Ryan got turf n surf after tackling the opposing player

by Pussyslayer444 December 30, 2020