tromboner

A masive erection or penis extended to full size

Check out that dudes tromboner

by xiliyilix January 29, 2006

Trombone

It's a glorified slide whistle. That's it

What's that horrid sound? Oh that's a trombone!

by Ruststone December 6, 2016

crusty trombone

The act between 2 partners which includes buzzing in the male's rectum like a mouthpiece while jacking him off.

Dude, this saucy ho played the crusty trombone. Ive never felt music like that before!

by NOCrackhead September 21, 2005

Corporate Trombone

Similar to the infamous rusty trombone. The Corporate Trombone is played by those wishing to creep up the anuses of their superiors at work.

Me: Hey Sunit.

Sunit: Yeah?

Me: Look at how deftly Dave is playing the Corporate Trombone!!

by JayPee84 October 1, 2010

Strawberry Trombone

Jacking a guy off while licking his bloody anus.

Yo Todd, I really enjoyed giving you a Strawberry Trombone last night - yum!

by Mr. Happysad February 8, 2013

tromboner

when rimming a man, reaching round and stroking him off

he was such a homo, he always was a tromboner

by craigstar March 4, 2009

tromboner

a person who has no life, except for their trombone, and they have bowel problems, and yellow teeth. they normally respond to the name of dookie pants

Adam and Harrison are tromboners because they have no life.

by neb and jeb February 10, 2003