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by conrade#01 September 9, 2011
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Troll

The following is the unbiased accurate definition of trolls as defined by internet society.

1. Trolls (n.) – the most important and integral part of networked society. The largest, most effective, devoutly objective, chaotically neutral, uniform and selfless autonomous collective to ever grace existence as an order of peace, stability and power. A collective that does not require self-awareness. The last true charitable organization, where every action is one that does not serve the cause of advancement, personal gain, discrimination or betterment. And… the only defense we have against ourselves.

2. Troll (n.) - one who upsets another without reason or direct personal comments.

3. Troll (n.) - the only effective defense against internet tough guys and the spread of ITGS (SEE: Internet Tough Guy Syndrome)
Tom - "Hey Jim, if it wasn't for these damn trolls maybe we could actually enjoy this online game."

Jim - "Tom buddy, if it weren't for trolls people would never raise awareness of this online game's shortcomings and promote the cause for the betterment of all online gaming. But yeah that guy was an asshole, lets go play something else."
by Vaccist June 12, 2010
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Troll

A girl or woman who acts troll-like in public; hopping obnoxiously, eating like a pig, having poofy red tinted hair(usually not brushed), has an unbelievably HUGE appetite, mooches off of so called "friends" or colleges, nasty body usually fat and or with a celulite tummy, sloppy, easy, sometimes a slut.

TFL = Troll Free Life
Cory: "Man! That girl is a total troll... nasty!"
Jim: "Yeah I know, what a turn-off."

Jim: "Ew look at that fat troll hopping around in the hall."
Cory: "Gross. She should get that crazy hair thinned or somethin."

Cory: "DUDE I'M GLAD I HAVE A TFL."
Jim: "Mhm, halleluijah!"
by Trollz Slayer December 22, 2010
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trolled

Angie:Yo! Yu can't be talkin' to me when you watch TV while your pooping!

Angle:uh……………

Andrew: You just got trolled!
by X Drogon March 22, 2017
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Trolling

The act of dangling your penis outside of your pants while in public in the attempt to attract a mate.
Dave was trolling the clubs all night until he caught a whale. ;-)
by Phatfred August 30, 2013
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trolled

To successfully "own" someone or have a better comeback.
Nick: You're the shit I eat for breakfast!

Noelle: You eat shit for breakfast?

Nick: Oh....

Noelle: Ha!!! Trolled!!!
by ha_thats_cool April 4, 2011
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Troll

Someone who likes to provoke argument on a forum or bulletin board.
That Grier is such a fucking troll!

Oh no, Grier, what the hell are you doing, are you trolling again? You're so harsh!
by Lewis Harrison Williams May 16, 2008
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