P Train

Named after the New York City Subway lines, the P train is a mythical train whose riders demonstrate behavior which labels them a pussy. Most frequently used to describe a person who leaves the bar first or without sufficient reason when out with friends or colleagues. Also applicable to someone who exclusively drinks lite beer. Unlike the non fictional Subway lines, whose letter or number designations do not stand for anything, the P in 'P Train' stands for pussy.

Anthony: How many Amstel Lites have you had tonight?
Andy: One and a half, I'm wasted. I need to leave now.
Will: Its only 7:30, Andy's definitely riding the P Train tonight.

by Willy Z September 1, 2006

trainwreck

A person or situation that can't escape an inevitable bad outcome; hence, a trainwreck.

"The woman can't ever get a good man, a good job, or education. Her life sucks. She is a trainwreck!"

by fabokroert January 9, 2009

gravy train with biscuit wheels

In reference to someone's job that is considered to be the "good life" or they do very little for the amount they get paid.

She does absolutely nothing all day and gets paid for it. That is definitely a Gravy Train with Biscuit Wheels.

by Frosty2073 March 5, 2006

Poo Choo Train

When sitting on the porcelain throne, preparing to drop some deuces a steady stream of fart air emits from your bunghole, sometimes pinched enough to emit a squeaking or whistling sounding fart announcing the turd train a'comin until the poo seals off the space and stops the whistle

Fuck dude, i could hear your poo choo train comin down the tracks from out here

by Colonel Skadoosh November 6, 2009

bump the train

Getting on the train without paying, cos u a broke bitch. Often mistaken for bunking the train but it must be realised this is only how old people say it. Can also be said as "bumping"

We nearly got caught bumping train yesterday!
You don't have enough? You'll have to bump the train

by Squidddwardyo January 18, 2018

Cum Train

A row of males ready to cum while a female goes to each male and lets them cum anywhere they want till she gets every man to cum,hence a cum train

Did you hear Becka did a cum train with the hole football team

by Timmy’s 3rd testical May 9, 2018

trainable

(n.) Circa-1970's politically correct term for a mentally disabled person who is still able to follow simple instructions.

Don't call him a moron, please call that retarded person a trainable.

by Mango January 2, 2003