love toy

Hana haddad, also a term for sex toys and weird 60's porn flicks.... But mainly just Hana Haddad

"Love toy, i might pick you up at like 4:30"

by Gassan the chromosome man January 04, 2018

Mattress Toy

Someone you just have sex with. No plans of any thing else.

When using (Mattress Toy) the person is someone you have zero respect for, only serves as a means to get off. Most of the time a mattress toy is an ex. A mattress toy can be any gender.

When are you moving Melinda in?

Never bro, she's just a mattress toy.

I can't go to the party tonight, my mattress toy is in the mood.

by Whitehammer40 March 11, 2020

Pocket toy

A small girl/boy that you keep close for sex and other sexual activities

I always keep my pocket toy close for when I need him/her

by Royal overlord April 10, 2021

king toy

noun; the king of toys. somebody who is a fuck stain shit dick.
you dont want to be friends with a king toy.

that kid is a king toy

by Sam Cole June 23, 2008

Dink-Toy

A car that is shitty, and if it were a toy car, would be one that only reatarted children would be allowed to play with. Hence, Dink-Toy.

That car is a Dink-Toy

by sillynillybilly May 05, 2010

crazy toy

A victim of someone's emotional abuse--a human punching bag for hurled insults and/or pessimism.

"You're stupid and ugly. Life is meaningless. Give up hope."
"Leave me alone. I'm not your crazy toy!"

by Zeldas_lullaby March 26, 2015

toilet toy

Male genitalia, what men play with in the bathroom when they forget the newspapet

I forgot to bring the new issue of GQ with me to the crapper, i guess I'll just play with my toilet toy.

by The Lust Of Russ February 23, 2018